I read an amusing article from my hometown newspaper today. The thought process behind this new … policy, I guess you’d call it, is unsettling, whether you mind this fashion fad or not.

“FLINT, Michigan — The city’s new police chief is saying no to crack.

Acting Flint Police Chief David R. Dicks announced Thursday that officers will begin arresting people wearing pants or shorts that sag too low exposing rear ends.” -Article in the Flint Journal.

Plumber arrested for crack
ink brush and photoshop, 06/27/08

“What about plumber’s crack?” said Keith Speer, president of the Flint Police Officers Association.“

Update:

But you know what? I don’t care. If it annoys me, it SHOULD be illegal. (Right, chief?) — Andrew Heller, Flint Journal